Every time a cishet approaches me, "SHIELD WALL."
@guerrillarain
My old board was an old maple ladyaht that was allll kinds of scraggly and beat, pained red -- and on the topdeck I peeled back the grip in diagonals to make a red/black syndicalist flag
Was perf for a shield
@guerrillarain
Mm, it's name was 'The Screaming Queen '
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@hexedhorchata omg yeeeeeeeeees
@guerrillarain
This 6ft 4 bitch right here used to have a 44in, 8lbs longboard and I'd literally do that, more or less
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