Dragon Boss: I was not in the office for a while because of a serious health issue that required hospitalization. However I am okay now.

Me: Well it's great that you're okay.

Other person: I'm glad it was preventative and everything is fine now.

Rebecca, the white bitch who tries my patience daily: Well, my grandfather has cancer so I've been on the phone a lot.

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