Also along the line of my teenage dreams, he smokes.

My dream guy was a chain smoker. Don't ask why. I was weird as shit.

@guerrillarain so are basically telling us that you are irresistibly falling in love ?

@Kamillion LOL this is exactly how falling in love starts and I'm disgusted by myself -- making excuses to walk the halls bc his office is next door ugh

@guerrillarain I like this story. I get it when you say you disgust yourself but at the same time you enjoy it don't you ?

@Kamillion it's so intriguing!!!!!! but also wtf no i am an adult i don't get intrigued by tall dark handsome mysterious motorcycle-riding chain smoking russians

@guerrillarain seems being an adult is not all work no play :):) what if something about this kind of aura still echoes for you (OK he seems a bit of a cliché but maybe you want to treat yourself with something rare)

@Kamillion @guerrillarain but then you do :shrug: 😏

@tethre @Kamillion he saw me run into a door once and the embarrassment was just... 😢

@tethre @guerrillarain that's so sweet 😙 Please make a comic or something.

@guerrillarain Got get him. He's clearly a cool Russian vampire or something.

@Sylvhem i'll do a spell, see if i can get him to speak. maybe he doesn't speak english?? i've only ever heard him speak russian...

@guerrillarain this whole thread is so similar to a situation I've been through this year. The guy was almost a 1:1 to yours to the point that it's creepy

I think actually talking to crushes helps, though. All he had to do was mention his cishet views on gender, with me in the conversation, ostensibly AMAB and wearing a jumper dress and knee-high boots

@oxyvolt oh god 😷 😷 😷 i like my cishet white men silent so they can't ruin any thing...

@guerrillarain Oh my god I'm making a t-shirt out of this that I'll wear at all times and also imprinting it on a gold plaque that I'll hang on my door

@oxyvolt if you give them the chance, they will ruin it!!

@guerrillarain this is all hilarious and entertaining and amazing and adorable and I really hope you update this. There's some funky stuff going on here.

@stewheslop the really funny thing is that I honestly haven't exaggerated any of this. i may for my blog/webcomic/whatever, but these toots are 100% the truth.

@guerrillarain do you have a link to your blog/webcomics?

@stewheslop https://misanthropia.co/

I only thought about a webcomic today, so that may fail, but this is my blog/writing stuff.