Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
if you die in Hot Topic, you die in real life
when Lollapalooza or whatever it was was going on a few months ago one of the performances was being broadcast on the radio as I was driving to the airport. whichever indie band it was did a cover of "Mr. Brightside" without any warning whatsoever and I had never been less prepared to hear that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY33m9YbXCU
"Mr. Brightside" by Postmodern Jukebox ft. Blake Lewis
the first version of "Teenage Dirtbag" that I ever heard was a cover by some girl and I was pretty disappointed to find out that the original wasn't nearly as gay as I thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7nU2d06sw
"Come Home (With Me Baby)" by Dead Or Alive
there's a partial lunar eclipse happening tonight. You might be able to see it. https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2017-august-7
little brain: Given enough time and resources, all mysteries are solvable
glowing brain: My instrument panel has gone dead in the Bermuda Triangle please come save me the engines have stalled and this plane is going down I only have enough time to post this
galaxy brain: I think it should be called the HER-muda Triangle because the patriarchy can't have everything
crack open a cold one with the bigfoots
did I ever talk about how there was a bigfoot sighting at this lake near my hometown and it made front page news in the local paper
welcome to my realm, fucker
conspiracy theories Afficher plus
conspiracy theories Afficher plus
conspiracy theories Afficher plus
official verdict: the buzzfeed "unsolved" series about true crime is better than the supernatural one
conspiracy theories Afficher plus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUrJaOo1Lw
the skeptical guy in this video is my salvation
at least we'll always have the theory that Tommy Wiseau is D.B. Cooper
the disappointing truth about a bunch of these famous unsolved crimes is that law enforcement incompetence is integral to why they went unsolved.
(disappointing in the moral sense, not the "lack of titillation" sense)
where's the age divide between people who know O.J. Simpson as a football player and people who have just always known him as a murder suspect