Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
if you die in Hot Topic, you die in real life
I need a platonic life partner that I can marry for the tax breaks
find cool singles in your area to hold hands when there are witnesses around, the rest of the time you can chill and play D&D together or something
concept: a dating app like tinder but for aro and/or ace people looking for someone to be pretend s/os with so their families will stop asking about relationships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
in memory of my headphones, one half of which just quit working
"be the Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way that we deserve" - me, being a bad influence on my roleplaying partners
I don't have a real sense of humor anymore, it's all mutated into some absurdist black comedy nonsense
"Telling people what to do and how to live out their lives is endemic to dogmatic religion and activism. It’s not that my comrades are the bosses of me, but that dogmatic activism creates an environment that encourages people to tell other people what to do."
Fun wedding fact: in the time between when the bride is given away by her father and when she is married, she is free & can finally kill God
started playing Undertale finally. it let me pet a dog so I guess it's good.
@Hiraelle https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/96/d7/c1/96d7c17eea36586ecca9d3fc892d3663.jpg they're covering a lot of furry demographics tho
@Hiraelle just saw that furry ad for orangina you were talking about and I understand your deep confusion
accidentally educated a bot about the myth of homogeneous western culture
so the machines are probably a step closer to overthrowing us but they'll know not to group us by hemisphere in the slave pens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmXNcamE_Q
witch house mix of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2D9B4qV4vg
"When He Died" by Lemon Demon
been at work almost two hours and only just now remembered to turn the lights on
A couple travels across a battered countryside. At every outpost they meet people and get to like them. But after they leave, those people start to change. Their flesh rots off, their vocabulary degenerates, and one by one they follow the couple on their doomed voyage.
The couple have no idea, but they're carriers of a zombie plague, and as they travel they are creating a zombie army.
Coming this summer:
The Friends We Made Along The Way
It's Friday and you know what that means! Time to follow people! #ff
Here's our suggestions this week:
Mad Milferd: People say he murdered his shadow and that's why he stays inside in the dark. Follow him. See where he goes in those dark, dark rooms.
Anglia Perrhook: She got more eyes than most people, so she prolly looks at stuff good. Follow her. Look at what she looks at with your sad couple eyes.
The distant wail of unknown sorrow: Where's that distant wail coming from? What has been lost? Follow that. Go get lost yourself.
IT'S FRIDAY!