Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag67_d5Qg_w
"ANGELDUST" by Sidewalks & Skeletons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4jpq8Q128
"Painless Steel" by Bohren & Der Club of Gore
so if any of you need me, I'm busy being dead
me: I like the cloudy foggy weather, I want to enjoy this
migraine: lol nah bitch it's air pressure time
Today's Photo 📷
audiobook: sometimes, queer things happen
me: yer damn right
man I had some weird-ass dreams and they didn't even have anything to do with aliens
facetious conspiracy theory stuff Afficher plus
I remember I first discovered all of this nonsense because I just wanted to look up some cute alien art on pinterest once and instead I stayed up until like 2 am yelling at my friends about conspiracy theories
and now my pinterest recs are full of this stuff oops
can you imagine having so much time on your hands that you gotta start coming up with ideas about how Jesus is sending visions to people about the upcoming alien invasion of earth
i,i "when you crit fail on rolling a die......"
when somebody messes up the command to roll a die and now the bot is either cursing you in Latin or shouting Harry Potter spells
every time i talk about magic rituals i think about this and fuckin bust out laughing https://witches.town/media/9_6mMC8MuWM3UtfUqyk
ah yes that seminal Ben Affleck classic, "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney"
@gravezwave I GOT CUT OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE IN A SPORTS CAR ON THE WAY HOME FROM COLLEGE AND DIDN'T REALISE UNTIL LIKE AN HOUR LATER IT WAS BEN AFFLECK