Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town

protip: most genres that end in "wave" are great background music for writing

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we could end world hunger and implement windespread free clean energy and instead we install bloatware onto people's computers

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especially the fucker who decided it would be cute to give me a DVD-sized case for whatever kind of security system came with the computer only for it to be empty with a cheeky "no disc needed!" message and a download link. your waste of plastic does not endear you to me.

I will fight all of silicon valley one-handed

"McAfee also has interests in smartphone apps, yoga, and all-natural antibiotics."

you know the US election was fucking bonkers when the founder of McAfee Security ran as a Libertarian candidate and I didn't even know about it until I looked up his wikipedia page

"In 2012, when asked if he personally uses McAfee anti-virus, he replied: "I take it off," and, "It's too annoying."[42]"

I know where John McAfee lives and I'm going to fight him

summary of my day so far: had a coffee, spent the entire morning removing/dealing with unwanted features on my computer because windows 10

I'm not sure why I even still use skype

things that keep getting worse with every update: wikia, skype

can I smooch the ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPLed1s2q40

witch house mix of the day

Undertale now had the dubious distinction of being the only game to ever make me yell at an enemy that it's a bitch-ass flower

the real friends were the crimes we committed along the way