Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teSLawvH7Fo
witch house mix of the day
@gravezwave
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I want some of those cat stockings.
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET THE HOLLOW EARTHERS / FLAT EARTHERS FEUD WE DESERVE
anyway the one thing we can take away from all of this PISSCOURSE is that it's Afficher plus
reject corporate presence in your social spaces
OK peeps, gather round. You need to learn a thing.
If you are ever in an abandoned house and there's a fishtank full of murky water... DON'T GET NEAR IT!
Fishtanks will have evaporated away by that time.
What you are looking at is a haunted fishtank.
SOMEBODY I KNOW GOT A JOB WITH NPR AND INTERVIEWED FRANK IERO. LIKE JUST BECAUSE. SHE JUST WANTED TO INTERVIEW FRANK IERO AND SHE SET IT UP AND DID IT??????
I once read "Aslan was Jesus' fursona" and I can't get that damn sentence out of my head
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I regret to inform you all that there are in fact titty mods for Stardew Valley
lost time incident 63 - now available! Short fiction by yours truly! This week: teens, cryptids & a detective, plus music based on failing infrastructure!
http://www.signalstation.com/lost-time-incident-63-burned-out-signs/
the strength of my misanthropic feelings is directly proportional to how much time I've recently had to spend on the phone with a stranger
"it's time to dismantle society" - me when I experience literally any minor inconvenience related to bureaucracy
PROM-BLEMS
a) That time I asked you to prom but you fell through a portal, freed an ancient land from evil & lived out your life there.
b) That time the school cafeteria, where prom was held, sprouted legs and walked away, taking our crepe paper decorations, balloons and DJ with it.
c) That time prom was kidnapped and we paid the ransom, but prom fell in love with its captors and joined a crime syndicate.
d) We asked each other to prom, but people standing behind each of us thought we were talking to them, so we didn't go together, but with strangers.
e) Prom was cancelled. Frogs.
f) I asked you to prom at the bottom of a list of dumb stories.