Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
Scooby Doo & The Gang Ruin Christmas For Everyone
"The Addams Family musical was sexier than I was anticipating" - sentences I never anticipated saying but have indeed said in my lifetime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nQB-_DRSps
"Just Around The Corner" from The Addams Family musical
@kitsch there are probably some old buildings around here that are either unused or have closed-off parts. or you could hide out in a K-Mart, I've heard of people living in those for like a week without anyone noticing or caring.
@kitsch realtalk, these guys hanging around graveyards and pirates' treasure or whatever could have made bank if they just put in some appearances at ComicCon. I appreciate their dedication to the aesthetic, but come on
once you've turned to monster-themed crime, that's your brand for the rest of your life. you're never not going to be the Space Kook even if you become a banker or something down the line.
@kitsch yeah, and throwing shit around like a poltergeist without revealing yourself probably takes the kind of funds to pull off that you don't have if you're turning to a monster hoax
@kitsch true, the ideal course of action would probably be to pull some kind of poltergeist shtick and figure out how to minimize the in-person appearances required
@gravezwave hm, consider how frequently the "monster" would have to make an appearance. each encounter is a risk that the person you're scaring will just punch you instead of run away
i am feeling extremely owned online
https://mastodon.cloud/media/qzYzXKxWgZHNKOO2hgY
how long do you think you could get away with a Scooby Doo hoax irl, asking for a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnc_TUaI0vM
witch house mix of the night
It's Thursday and you know what that means! Time to gather at the water's edge and watch the shelled things that live in the Deep come ashore with their claws, and drive them back with sticks and rocks, lest we be plucked up and carried off to live our lives as pearls under the sea!
what if jesus... was an alien mothman????
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What should you give a robot for its birthday?
The only gift a robot needs is the power source that gave it life on its date of creation. The anniversary of that date is of little consequence, and no bribe you can offer will slake a robot's quest to purge the planet of biological impurities, replacing all humans with shining chrome perfection.
@TipsyTentacle opening up the field to people other than white dudes (especially Native American people, given their justifiable history of contention with archaeology and anthropology) is something the field is struggling with but making some progress on