Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
my aesthetic is supernatural beings rebelling in incredibly banal ways. fuck you demon dad, I'm starting a folk rock band and taking up painting.
Vampire the Masquerade: "if you're not backstabbing then you're playing the game wrong"
Vampire the Requiem: "if you're backstabbing, then please leave my covenant"
Vampire 20th Anniversary: "HAHA the antediluvians were backstabbing everyone the WHOLE time"
Werewolf the Apocalypse: insensitive native american metaphors
Werewolf the Forsaken: super sentai planet protector werewolves
Werewolf 20th Anniversary Edition: Angry social liberation super sentai spirit police werewolves
(and then the ending ruined it.)
Saw 6 was the only work to ever make me sympathize with an insurance salesman
on a related note, I'm cautiously optimistic about the new Saw film that's coming out because the original writer and director were on board last I looked but also if it's not 2 hours of showing us what Cary Elwes's character was up to during installments 2-6 I don't care about anyone in it
I can (and have) write an essay on why Saw isn't bad for the reasons that people calling it torture porn claim it is and is instead bad for entirely different reasons (but I still love it)
someone: *mentions the Saw series*
everyone else: noooo-
me, driving a truck through your wall: who summoned me
the four horsemen of the apocalypse
death, famine, pestilence, waluigi
me taking control of my discord's music bot like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFmUwBhXXMg
witch house mix of the day
@Maenad cute and affordable 👌
me, yelling at people during rp worldbuilding: YOU'RE GOING TO APPROACH YOUR SOCIAL JUSTICE AESOP WITH NUANCE AND CARE AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
https://witches.town/media/WffHTH6UuHrByiavIg0
this was the meme in question, if anyone was curious
the memes are dead🎶
panana nana, panana nana🎶
the memes are dead🎶
we used poisonous gases🎶
and we poisoned their asses🎶
@gcupc @Efi @grime_witch I can't believe my family singlehandedly murdered meme culture and ushered in a new age of the internet
@Efi @grime_witch frankenmemes
my dad just described a meme as "funny as shit!" please kill me