Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
randolph carter didn't die for this
raise your hand if you've ever been personally attacked by rachel kaye clarke's collection of funko pop images
@oceangrunge nooooooooo
@oceangrunge Q-BERT NO
witches dot town dot jpeg: https://twitter.com/agreenphotog/status/898935500064608257
the left: throws marginalised people under the bus at the first sign they're not ideologically pure
also the left: these literal clowns are people we can trust
even Stephen King couldn't have conceived of this clown-related plot twist
latest item on the ever-growing list of the cons of 90+ degree heat: I have to keep my lipstick in the fridge for it to be usable because otherwise it's a melty mess
It's actually pronounced [the ambient sound of a cityscape at some distance, muted by some sort of vegetation]
@oceangrunge casual-grade
@Hiraelle heat stroke isn't guaranteed and can be fended off with air conditioning, at least
@Hiraelle "would you rather risk heat stroke daily or spend months depressed"
"is... is there a third option?"
"no"
"fall is just around the corner!!"
my seasonal depression is just around the corner
"Notable Chaos Magicians include William S. Burroughs, Grant Morrison, Timothy Leary, and Die Antwoord."
@batterpunts yes but he's not my real boss