Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town

at least we'll always have the theory that Tommy Wiseau is D.B. Cooper

the disappointing truth about a bunch of these famous unsolved crimes is that law enforcement incompetence is integral to why they went unsolved.

(disappointing in the moral sense, not the "lack of titillation" sense)

@djsundog jeez, he's 70. it's weird to remember that people I grew up hearing about are actually old.

@djsundog right, I tend to forget that he was an actor. the crime and that whole spectacle happened shortly before I was born so I sort of forget that he's as old as he is and end up picturing it being a lot closer to his football career.

where's the age divide between people who know O.J. Simpson as a football player and people who have just always known him as a murder suspect

me @ my boss: are you aware that we inadvertently put the Zodiac Killer symbol all over the escape room

@bea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8S1uxJlBo

"80s/90s vaporwave/witch house mix"

is someone on youtube specifically tailoring music mixes towards me now

@Hiraelle would you believe it's not even the worst novelty dildo I've ever seen

@Hiraelle thanks to you I just got to open a conversation with "who wants to see a corn on the cob dildo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uex4oR9cGz0

witch house mix of the day

@Jessiscah I guess I should get around to playing Shadowrun one of these days

concept: cyberpunk werewolves

https://witches.town/media/9jHzmXdxjiHhrBcOND8

@TipsyTentacle can't believe it's been scientifically proven that white people aren't real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZFeN7HZTA

"The Hands That Reek and Smoke" by W.H. Pugmire, read by Morgan Scorpion

@TipsyTentacle lame. the only good part of that is that we can accuse anti-vaxxers of being aliens trying to overthrow humanity

@TipsyTentacle please tell me this is about alien vampires

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