Jazmine Doom @gravezwave@witches.town
#1 most eligible bachelorette and demon slayer
@Efi isn't that just regular MLP fanfiction
@oceangrunge NO IT WAS AN ACTUAL PUBLISHED NOVEL AND IT WAS EXACTLY THE LEVEL OF QUALITY YOU'D EXPECT
@gravezwave
ugh. And he's like "send pics" and you're all like "your very presence interferes with electronics". Lame.
@signalstation yeah and every page is just a fuckboy message from Slendy telling you he's horny
remember when someone wrote an erotic novel about Slenderman
https://witches.town/media/H0xRWzTRqtQNIvxq_T8
are you sure about that,
@yogthos the phrase "Dukes of Alhazared" won me over immediately
@yogthos oh my god this is amazing
told the museum director not to climb on a shelf and that I'd get him a stool so he wouldn't fall and break his neck and he told me that if that happened it'd be a Highlander situation and I'd be promoted to director
on your list of bandcamp buys for today, add my coworker's band, DC feminist punk outfit Hemlines: https://hemlines.bandcamp.com/
on top of the Trans Law donation Bandcamp is making, Hemlines is donating 100% of their share for today to Casa Ruby https://twitter.com/CasaRubyDC
why did I just archive a coloring book
why is this here