whenever I'm roleplaying or otherwise doing a writing collaboration and it's deemed necessary for something sexual to happen or be alluded to, I like to recommend that everyone listen to the Seether cover of "Careless Whisper" so that nobody gets the wrong idea and thinks that anything involving my characters is actually going to be sexy
@gravezwave
Unless you're fluid-bonded to your fiction, this author recommends that you put on latex gloves for the next section of this story. For those of an age where cootie shots are still effective, inoculation is also recommended.