me: *goes out in public wearing black lipstick*
my dad: why are you doing this??? don't you want to get a job??????
he wears crocs with socks on and has the nerve to judge my makeup
@gravezwave Your only cool if your put mamkeup on you're crocs
@gravezwave is he your real dad
@batterpunts yes but he's not my real boss
@gravezwave extremely >:c