@TipsyTentacle ok ok backstory: in freshman english we had a project that was essentially supposed to be a fun break in between units where everyone picked a famous conspiracy theory and did a presentation on it. it was actually quite fun but every year there'd be at least one or two people who got intensely into the celebrity illuminati theories and wouldn't shut up about it for weeks. since I did academic competition for this teacher and was in her study hall every year I always had to listen to it.