Yo, what are some of your favourite conspiracy theories?
Also, I have an affinity for aliens ones, so amuse me with some please? <3

@TipsyTentacle my all time favorite is that the moon is fake (and my favorite variation of that is that it's a hologram). I'm also fond of theories about chemtrails.

alien-wise, I like the crystal skulls theories and also just the idea of reptilians in general, especially the fact that the Pope is one. alien abduction accounts are generally either really funny or really spooky to me too.

@TipsyTentacle OH OH OR THE IDEA THAT SOME EXTREME EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN CONSPIRACY THEORISTS HAVE BEEN PUSHING THAT ALIEN ABDUCTIONS ARE ACTUALLY CARRIED OUT BY DEMONS FROM HELL. IDK WHY DEMONS NEED TO STEAL PEOPLE AND PROBE THEIR ANUSES BUT MAN I AM HERE FOR THIS ONE.

@gravezwave
OH MY GOSH I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS, BUT THIS TOTALLY FITS THE LEVEL OF ABSURDITY I'M LOOKING FOR, THANK YOU

@TipsyTentacle IT'S SO GOOD. I found an entire pinterest account full of this crazy a while back and it filled me with great joy. I have to sleep soon but I'll try to find it again tomorrow and share it here.