**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:06

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:06

ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle

26 juil. 2017, 04:06

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Yo, what are some of your favourite conspiracy theories?
Also, I have an affinity for aliens ones, so amuse me with some please? <3

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:08

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:08

26 juil. 2017, 04:08

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@TipsyTentacle my all time favorite is that the moon is fake (and my favorite variation of that is that it's a hologram). I'm also fond of theories about chemtrails.

alien-wise, I like the crystal skulls theories and also just the idea of reptilians in general, especially the fact that the Pope is one. alien abduction accounts are generally either really funny or really spooky to me too.

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:23

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:23

26 juil. 2017, 04:23

ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle

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@gravezwave
I haven't heard the moon ones, oh my gosh. That's hella absurd.

The crystal skulls are kinda weird and I don't actual enjoy it (skeletons scare me). Alien abductions are really spooky to me too. (>_<)

But anyway, I really love reptilian conspiracy theories since they're so absurd!!!! And funny!!!!

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:25

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:25

26 juil. 2017, 04:25

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@TipsyTentacle the crystal skulls one bemuses me because it's so random. it's on the same level as "aliens built the pyramids" in that some fuck just found these skulls and was like "well past non-white people certainly couldn't have done that, guess it was aliens" and somehow it all spiraled out of control and now there's an Ancient Aliens episode on how the skulls telepathically communicate with people and are actually part of a giant cosmic computer that prophesies the return of aliens to earth. it's bonkers.

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 2017-07-26T04:27:46Z

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@TipsyTentacle (and ofc it's been thoroughly debunked that people several hundred years ago couldn't have created them. we can recreate how they were carved using hand tools. it just takes technical skill and any report about them that says the details are too fine to be done by human hand is wholesale lies.)

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**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:33

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:33

26 juil. 2017, 04:33

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@gravezwave
Yeah, it's hella silly that "humans years ago can't be smart" is actually used by conspiracy theorists. :/

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:36

**Jazmine Doom** @gravezwave · 26 juil. 2017, 04:36

26 juil. 2017, 04:36

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@TipsyTentacle it's a weird argument that outright ignores just how much knowledge has even been lost over the centuries and ofc it's always vaguely to overtly racist. you don't see anyone claiming that aliens built Rome (except maybe for the Ancient Aliens guy but by later episodes they were really reaching for things to put aliens into)

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · 26 juil. 2017, 04:40

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · 26 juil. 2017, 04:40

26 juil. 2017, 04:40

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".... they put the [ aliens ] in the coconut, and...."

#nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo

( sorry. v_v )

@gravezwave @TipsyTentacle

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:40

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 26 juil. 2017, 04:40

26 juil. 2017, 04:40

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@gravezwave
All of Europe history is fake because white people aren't that smart. It was aliens. 👌👌
(I'm really going to watch ancient aliens now, BRB)