I need a platonic life partner that I can marry for the tax breaks
@Efi are you in the market
@gravezwave I'm in all markets (???)
@gravezwave only if it's a vegas marriage
@oceangrunge do you want it presided over by an Elvis impersonator or an alien
@gravezwave @oceangrunge is there a difference?
@Efi @oceangrunge people frequently see aliens outside of Vegas, I guess
@gravezwave @oceangrunge ah, true!
@gravezwave elvis, obvs
@gravezwave me???