I never join the Stormcloaks in Skyrim because they are a s s h o l e s

fite me

especially since I play Argonian (you can't go much cooler than giant lizard) and have you seen their situation at Windhelm? why the heck would I join the stormcloaks

@Hiraelle please.

KHAJITS.

@gordon yeah it's my second choice, very close to argonians

@Hiraelle do argonians even purr?

@Hiraelle do they lick their bal…

ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!!

@gordon .....
thank you ever so much for that image

@Hiraelle https://witches.town/media/e8g_VyAo8WnF1lwP_wI
(cc @bram pour la postérité)