(i downloaded Tusky so i can post w/content warnings from my phone — idk how i feel about the non-integrated timeline, but i guess i'm trying it out for now?)
food, caffeine Afficher plus
drag discourse take Afficher plus
When I was a teen: trying to act all adult and serious
Now, looking at a picture of a fox: "he smol and fluff"
my fursona is a hazy, indistinct cloud of swamp gas
Hey Investors I'm here to pitch the PERFECT social network:
* Blockchain
* free to first million users, Monthly subscription for the rest
* Ethical Advertising
* Real name policy
* Need to select what "circle" you send each post to
* Perfect for connecting with friends and family
* Kinks are listed on your profile including if you prefer giving or receiving
* 280 character limit
* Posts can be endlessly captioned when reposted
* Swipe left and right on your friends to determine who wants to fuck
* Stories
hot lgbt take Afficher plus
a snake can be a lizard and a bug and also a bird if it really wants to
New leftist technique: Furbloc. Everyone is in a fursuit. Therefore, nobody can identify you.
snake shedding...
remember
if you see nazi shit
report the post, the person, and if you can, punch them in the fucking mouth.
Loud Reminder:
Queer Mastodon was on this platform before Techbro Mastodon.
Stop fucking erasing us.
((and then asking where we are))
a Guardian article I was reading this morning described the 90s as "that misleading lull between the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Twin Towers, when history was alleged to have ended." I've never quite heard that time period described so well.
Who is Oscar and why does he have awards
actually hearing the distant ringing of bells on this subway platform holy shit
Boost this toot if you want me to be president of the blockchain https://slime.global/media/gRsgapfLFacN0aL1ozc
A depiction of a meme spreading through Mastodon https://slime.global/media/5S8neTequBC3Tck_AfM
RATATOUILLE IS A MECH MOVIE FUCK