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two factor auth: something you don't know (the location of the rebel base) and something you don't have (much hope of escape)

Me: yeah I know German
German speaker: *anything not in present tense or past participle*
Me: haha what... We didn't get to this in 102....

It's okay to have too many hobbies. You are not a machine.

lesbians in french is "lesbiennes" which means "the goods"

pol take Afficher plus

tired: hey alexa,

wired: computer,

inspired: open the pod bay doors, hal

today's weather will be THE UNSTOPPABLE ENTROPY OF BEING

Article: New Fed chair wonders why student debt can’t be discharged in bankruptcy

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Millenials don't own houses because we cover ourselves head to toe in mashed avocado three times daily

Post-millenials are made of slime

real talk tho generations are bullshit and you cant capture an entire age demographic in a single description. you can barely even describe common circumstances or trends and the lines definitely are not clean or even fixed

another Purim, another year inexplicably devoid of a Vashti+Esther buddy comedy

So my uni is keeping 50% of my pay because I've indicated that I'm 'working to contract', which is to say, I'll only be doing what they've said in the contract what they're paying me to do. Which seems to indicate that they expect me to do double the work they've said they'll pay me for.

Granted, this is obviously the case for most lecturers, but it's slightly surprising to see it so readily admitted.

1. Your mind is great at finding reasons for decisions you've already made (Ben Franklin's Gambit, via John Kay).

2. When a scientist finds something that's too far from accepted, they look for "problems" in their methods, and as soon as the deviation becomes tolerable, *they stop looking* (Feynman on Millikan oil drop experiment).

3. The unconscious mind is really good at making decisions & the conscious mind has evolved to be very good at explaining random things in the world (Aaron Brown).

"The pen is mightier than the pigs" is 👌

Hey, who on here was looking for sensitivity reader work?