➡️ @glitternoodle@cybre.space @glitternoodle@witches.town

"Why won't people switch to Mastodon, Twitter is terrible"

"These new people don't understand how Mastodon works"

Pick one

counterfeit genders

my roommate: "if you have a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, you can transmit water wirelessly"

me as i enter the forbidden chamber of weird feelings

Yo, I'm MC Quine and I'm here to say,
"Yo, I'm MC Quine and I'm here to say"

PSA: stop automatically lumping nonbinary people in with women. We understand that you're trying to be inclusive by acknowledging that we exist, and that's cool, but treating us as just a subcategory of women is thoughtless and lazy.

@thefishcrow there's this bit too and I'm almost willing to bet that is exactly what's happening https://mastodon.social/media/KI_anOMHXW35qOscjbI

Damore has HR trying to cover their asses and gaming badly designed or broken systems to further the agenda is *the* standard neofash tactic

@nightpool This quote nails it:
"The worst part is that as an artist, it feels like your own fault. We’re used to a world where if you put something out there that’s good, people see it and share it. But that’s just not true in this world. Someone can make something really good, and just because of some weird algorithmic reasons, or if it’s not designed specifically for Facebook, it doesn’t do well. And then it becomes impossible to know what a good thing to make is anymore. "

Tired: Weird Al
Wired: Weird AI*

* Use a font with serifs to get joke

u were so preoccupied browsing wikihow u never stopped to think if u should browse wikishould

tfw you realise you live in the times where "replacable battery" is listed as a feature and not something you take for granted

https://mastodon.sergal.org/media/rXV2oCweTGex5xAOPRw

https://witches.town/media/d0_X4C_HaJto3j4qrTc

InspiroBot™ is your best friend.

I think the measure of this current nascent youth-led gun control movement will be whether they join forces with Black Lives Matter.

It's one thing to say "disarm ordinary citizens", another thing to say "disarm cops". It's one thing to say "stop killing innocent students", another thing to say "stop killing all Black people, stop the death penalty, stop incarceration".

The role of white male supremacy in mass shootings is crucial.

A jouch. Jeans couch. https://anarchism.space/media/Pcmaaj9rsJH32wIAhys

THEY PLANET

I can't stop crying omg you're welcome

Wasabi with her nose mooshed into her tail, boost if you agree

#dailycatpic #cats #catsofmastodon #mastocats

"RAPTURE"

There aren't many lesbians in Rocheport, Missouri--
I was our town's only gay.
But this girl just came out, and she just asked me out,
And I know that it's super cliche,
But I'm hopeful as I make my way to the park--
I wear my red tie for good luck--
And she's funny and charming and so super cute,
And I'm hopelessly feelings-struck.

This doesn't seem real,
Something must be amiss,
But she's solid as solid ground.
So I do what I feel,
And I give her a kiss,
And that's when I hear the first trumpet sound.

It turns out the Rapture was scheduled for Sunday;
The end of the world is at hand.
We barely escape from the fiery hail,
And watch as it burns up the land.
And as the trees wither, the air fills with chanting
That seems to descend from the skies.
And we see an angel, or at least something covered
In wings that are covered in eyes.

This doesn't seem real,
Something must be amiss,
But she's solid as solid ground.
So I do what I feel,
And I give her a kiss,
And that's when I hear the next trumpet sound.

And we think we weren't raptured because we're such lezbos,
And it turns out we're totally wrong.
The probem is really our Protestantism:
The Catholics were right all along.
And we're here with the Jews and the Hindus and Muslims,
And many and so many more.
And the waters are bitter from a star they call Wormwood,
And there are still trials in tore.

This doesn't seem real,
The whole world is amiss,
But she is still sticking around.
So I do what I feel,
And I give her a kiss,
And wait for the final trumpet to sound.

And maybe we're bound for a lake full of fire,
And maybe we'll both wind up marked by The Beast,
But I'd rather have her than some heavenly choir,
I'd rather she bless me than some collared priest.
She's here and I'm here and that's all we need:
She's the Garden of Eden's most beautiful weed.

This doesn't seem real,
The whole world is amiss,
But she is still sticking around.
So I do what I feel,
And I give her a kiss,
And wait for the final trumpet to sound.

And we kiss,
And we kiss,
And we kiss,
And we kiss,
And we wait for the trumpet to sound.

#lesbians #ChristianApocalypse #LoveSongs #QueerLoveSongs #AmWriting