➡️ @glitternoodle@cybre.space @glitternoodle@witches.town

Roses are red
Lotus are white
Flowers

I hope you're sitting down because this is *shocking*. 🙄

Wikileaks' group DM includes "a desire for GOP to win the 2016 election, trolling, anti-semitism rampant misogyny, sexist attacks on feminists, transphobia." Read the thread for more context: https://twitter.com/micahflee/status/963852295271104512

It's also a bit ironic that it was leaked to bro bastion the Intercept, but on the other hand, who else would really care?

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This Valentine's Day, I encourage you all to throw society's obsession with romance out the window and celebrate ALL of the love in your life. Family, friends, partners, pets, everything.

@masklayer ah yes, the 13 genders, FaceFinder, FurryEarth, 4 types of square, 2 triangles, 4 sideways houses, and of course, trash

bug tracker for finding new insect friends 🐛

"How to Spend Valentines Day When You're Single"

posted by a Youtuber with a boyfriend

lmaooooooo stop taking advice from these hacks and spend it however you want as long as it's ethical and doesn't hurt anybody

ffs

A good social anxiety tip is when you have to go somewhere for work make sure you wear clothing with your org’s logo on it. Instead of having to say “Uhhh hi I’m me from org I’m here to pick up uhh this thing” the person at the counter will just see your logo and say “Oh, you’re from org. Here’s the thing”

roses are red
roses are blue
turns out botanists have bred roses in almost every single color you can think of 🌈
and thats pretty gay, imo

happy feb 14th y'all

tell the people you love that you appreciate them.

tell them why.

may there be peace, love, health, and fully automated luxury queer space socialism for us all

Assume a scenario where a non binary person has to correct a new acquaintance, Beatrice, about their pronoun usage.
"Hey, I just met you, and this ain't crazy
But please remember, call me 'They', Bea."

I'll try to make them accessible. This means more than Just Sleeping you’d have to flirt with *everyone* and try to make it!

someday i will rhyme "seduce" and "moose", but today is TRAGICALLY not that day

Net Neutrality probably would be a non-issue had AT&T been nationalized in 1913; but government censorship would likely be a much much bigger concern. Internet access would likely be greater, without internet dead-zones or overpriced local monopolies... but also surveillance would be even more built into the infrastructure of the internet as a whole as the US military complex literally owned and controlled the central infrastructure

Business TIP:

"How are you" is SO cliche. Show that's you're a Big Thinker™ by changing up your interrogatives now and then. Give some "When are you"s some "Why are you"s some "HOW... Are you... How... How..."

in Spain: Carnaval, two weeks of feasting and merry-making

in France: Mardi Gras, a night of overindulgence and revelry

in England: Shrove Tuesday, on which one eats Pancakes

It’s not AI vs people
It’s not Big Data vs people
It’s not robots vs people

It’s corporations vs people.

if you're not from new jersey or philly, you may not know what a wawa is. imagine a gas station full of dreams. but not like, particularly interesting dreams, just the kind of boring dreams you have in non-REM sleep. that's wawa.

*Patrick Star Voice* We just TAKE the means of production from OVER THERE na dwe PUT IT OVER HERE