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Me, before watching a video on how to say Eichhörnchen: "oh my god just give me 10 seconds I don't need a 3½ minute video on a single word"

Me, shortly after: I ABSOLUTELY need all 3½ minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYjXiKzZWgs

strip the rich of their power over society

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#1: every european speaks common, most also speak elvish
#2: no-one is allowed to come out of their homes when eurovision is on. police sweep the streets to ensure everyone watches the famous song contest!
#4: the number 3 doesn't exist in european
#5: all their roads lead to rome. convenient!
#6: football is called soccer there. soccer is called kicky sphere. weird right?
#7: milk comes in beautifully etched glass pyramids
#8: einstein lived ther

Woman annihilates the competition in a cotton-candy eating contest.

Look at that poise! 💃

"military-grade nerve agent"

ARE THERE CONSUMER-GRADE ONES?

RE[POST FROM ACCURSED BIRDSITE: unless something bad happens i'll have a new Crossed Wires update out before Ready Player One The Motion Picture Movie That Really Exists comes out, which like, hey, if you think RPO will most likely mad suck, please consider my webcomic as an alternative http://crossedwires.irisjay.net

it's about queer hackers uncovering a corporate conspiracy, set in an alternate version of the internet where VR was developed back in the early '80s.

🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

Note to self: shitpost more about spoons

Salut Mastodon,
On cherche des gens motivé·es pour aider à la #traduction (ou vérifier les traductions faites) du site de Subvertisers International, le réseau international d'antipub dont nous faisons partie.
Que ce soit juste un article, un appel ou autre, n'hésitez pas à nous prévenir si vous êtes intéressé·es 🙂

https://subvertisers-international.net/

#traduire #traducteur #traductrice #translate

aggressively tax cars.

make transit free,

"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398210/

All gig economy jobs demanding use of your own car should have mileage reimbursement at the IRS rate.

2 is just a baker's 1

tired: kernel panic
wired: anxious corn

small brain: writing code
glowing brain: deleting code
enlightened brain: never having written code in the first place
galaxy brain: what's "code"