➡️ @glitternoodle@cybre.space @glitternoodle@witches.town

@masklayer @Elizafox *tries to awoo but a pineapple flies out of my screen and hits me in the face*

It’s the small things that make software / products delightful

.

At the very least after someone drives into the tunnel can we get the "Congratulations, you played yourself" gif projected on the wall in front of them

(Wonders when all her friends' kids will be old enough to learn about shitposting.)

i'm a dog woof bark woof OH SHIT A TENNIS BALL *runs after it*

am i ~putting my own unique spin on it~ or just copying the model badly the world will never know

Hey Mastodon, here is a quote that I needed and maybe you did too:

"WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there."

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author

#writersofmastodon #writing

I Have Given Up https://slime.global/media/Riuw4hqD3FMC6wR4f_w

.

Saw a cat chilling in my neighborhood’s dried up landscape pool (they still got the “⚠️DANGER: DEEP WATER⚠️ DO NOT PLAY AROUND⚠️ “ sign out)
instant thought: omg sweet boy is your name deep water???? deep water your doing so well I luv u deep wattaaaaaa

human broken

If you've had leadership or governance issues come up with your code of conduct, I'd like to hear about them for something I'm writing. I won't share any identifying details.

spockchain

do harbingers ever harbinge something other than the apocalypse

can i be the harbinger of a sandwich

hell yeah it's the weekend baby!!! time to eat exactly one gpu and transcend reality

stumbled across this old #xkcd and thought i'd check up on it. turns out randall munroe was right (to within a month!), but both terms have lost popularity since then...

https://xkcd.com/1043/

tiny brain: lol memes

normal brain: that's not what "meme" means

giant brain: the spread of the internet's definition of "meme" is itself a good example of meme theory

galaxy brain: lol the only useful idea Dawkins ever had was corrupted into a term for vapid derivative jokes

I don't even like this song but for some reason my mind just started thinking about 'Burgz' by ken ashcorp except instead of "it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies" I keep thinking "it's comfortable and inviting, and they won't tell you why" which is significantly more ominous tbh