➡️ @glitternoodle@cybre.space @glitternoodle@witches.town

You know the part where Agent Ross is in the fighter plane thing and suddenly it's like "System rebooting" and it comes back to life right before he hits the ground?

I need like a clip of that but instead of "system rebooting" it's a blue screen and "Windows is installing updates. Please do not turn off your computer. …… 3%" and the next scene is just a fireball

lmao today i'm presenting a song i wrote for a character in a WILDLY different fach than me & the climactic belty part is *right* on my break in literally the quietest part of my range. i'm glad i'm singing it in front of ppl who know how to adjust for that b/c it sounds..... Bad

I just noticed that Olive and Oliver are both names, so I’m henceforth thinking that Oliver is like Olive, but more so. Orrrr…

- Olive: fem.
- Oliver: masc.
- Olivest: nonbinary

aren't "real name" policies just antialiasing?

https://witches.town/media/6TfdBVbxMYKUTEpl8tg

Drawing a hard distinction between cis gay ppl and trans ppl and forcing them into totally separate categories with different objectives is harmful for people like me whose identities are fluid and non-conforming and tbh a bit heteronornative where everyone has to fit into neat catageories. Yeah gay men (especially "straight passing") are happy to sell other queer people up the river but there exist trans people who do exactly the same to visibly queer ppl (hi blaire white).

When I was a teen: trying to act all adult and serious

Now, looking at a picture of a fox: "he smol and fluff"

my fursona is a hazy, indistinct cloud of swamp gas

Hey Investors I'm here to pitch the PERFECT social network:

* Blockchain
* free to first million users, Monthly subscription for the rest
* Ethical Advertising
* Real name policy
* Need to select what "circle" you send each post to
* Perfect for connecting with friends and family
* Kinks are listed on your profile including if you prefer giving or receiving
* 280 character limit
* Posts can be endlessly captioned when reposted
* Swipe left and right on your friends to determine who wants to fuck
* Stories

I would say the issue isn't cis gay people vs trans people so much as it is "cishet passing" (cis and trans) who are happy to sell out visibly queer people for some sweet sweet heteronormativity.

New leftist technique: Furbloc. Everyone is in a fursuit. Therefore, nobody can identify you.

snake shedding...

#slither #snake #slithering #shedding #skin #animatedgif

remember
if you see nazi shit
report the post, the person, and if you can, punch them in the fucking mouth.

Loud Reminder:

Queer Mastodon was on this platform before Techbro Mastodon.

Stop fucking erasing us.

((and then asking where we are))