1) Ranch Dressing (it is amazing and I will fight anyone who suggests otherwise idc idc)

2) The KKK

3) Britney Spears (also amazing)

4) Guns?????????

5) The fucking phrase "Melting Pot" (I swear to god, I used to hear it like once a week as a kid)

6) Destabilizing governments for resources

7) Superiority Complex

8) Capitalism in excess

9) ??????????

10) fried things that don't need to be fried (i.e. oreos, which are SO fucking good)

@guerrillarain

that's also scottish culture, I think?

(well, deep-fried)