geekylou 🔮⚧ @geekylou@witches.town
Oooh logged in today and got a getting started to mastodon wizard thing.
Producers: Who should be the next Doctor Who
LITERALLY EVERYONE: Whoever it is, please make the new Doctor a woman. Please. It's time. We all want this. A woman would be fantastic. Even better if it's a woman of colour, but please, let's not just have another white guy in a random attempt to recapture the Tennant fan base. Please. A woman.
A woman.
Producers: ...
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So we're thrilled to introduce Kris Marshall as the new Doctor.
straight people: you /never/ see many queers hanging out with each other, that's not realistic
queers: okay but what if 40000 of us make our own gay leftist social network and also call everything toots
Just remembered we celibrated Easter by watching Evangelion.
Tidying up our network cabinet.
This was before https://octodon.social/@shivvi let me disconnect her
to swap her cable over. https://witches.town/media/5qO-pdzW9qDceScgyKI
because i read with my own two eyes an op-ed saying that the first couple waves of mastodon users were people who "couldn't handle opposing viewpoints" let me break it down for those who haven't figured it out yet:
it's not that we can't handle opposing viewpoints, it's that all of y'all keep treating being an asshole like some sort of ironic coolguy thing to do and we all find you insufferable and none of us can stand being around you
so currently can't sleep as my brain is rewriting the teletubbies theme tune with star wars characters.
Obi one, luuuke, rey. Poe....
what do they say instead of "alert, alert this is not a drill" in movies if they are being attacked by a alien drilling machine?
Alignment: Chaotic on the streets, neutral in the sheets
#TransAnnoyances
when you're just about done dilating but as you wiggle out the final dilator you bump into one of the structural support beams and they all go down like dominoes, causing your vag to collapse and burying several unlucky workers alive
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My screen for my Raspberry PI arrived today so testing it out playing movies on plex. https://witches.town/media/lHRSZXdcj4dTPzxJCpY
Spot the odd one out in the google image search 🙂 https://witches.town/media/NlOl5JdrTD-Hei4Ja9U
*walks up to straight couple*
So... which one of you is the monster girl and which one is the robot girl?
Goodnight and remember if you can't produce your own hormones store bought is fine.
Alcohol, history of the traditional pointy hat and broom of witches Afficher plus
Just remembered the time at work where I suggested we use tarot cards for planning poker #agile
Was far too amused that the mastadon.social federation bot was following tenforward.social
Really glad I created a folder for my sigil and boost notification emails.
A couple of weeks ago we saw a computer called the witch in a museum. https://witches.town/media/F3hgEMu_ht8ftOoXS3M