Reading the manual for a piece of Dangerous Equipment while it runs noisily next to me. I love the section titles.
SECTION D: THE SERVICE
this is right up there with the recipe for annealer chicken, a glass studio favorite
@rey wonders if a bicycle pump counts.
@geekylou idk, you'd have to ask OSHA
which is a roundabout way of saying "you didn't ask OSHA for approval? pssh, not our fault"
or more like "pssssssssssh"