have you accelerated the dialectic today?
I wish I could have a small private army like the ones in Vikings where, every time someone tries to talk to me, I can just, "SHIELD WALL."
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hey, quick life tip for you:
🚫 gaps!!!
🚫 no!!!
🚫 inefficient!!!
🐝 connected.
🐝 straight lines.
🐝 OPTIMIZED.
snails, they cute
Here's a picture I think about every now and then. Thanks. https://witches.town/media/UU8pPdPLLCCdnRISzOg
:dancing_banana:
@fruchtblase this is a joke about the fact that there is a disagreement in France about the name of this pastry (which is called "chocolatine" in the south and "pain au chocolat" in th north) https://witches.town/media/kNbm07FtS-HUt0tfWBk
Learning French, the witchy way
How do you say sneeze in French?
Looks like I have a cold 🤧
Man:"I have trained crows to capitalism"
God: "What have you done to my birbs??"
https://mastodon.starrevolution.org/media/OQv1eApAtdSTs3bpMfc
Good news everyone!
Apparently the WHO won't list being trans as a mental illness in the upcoming ICD-11 anymore.
http://www.zeit.de/2017/47/transgender-geschlecht-weltgesundheitsorganisation-fortschritt
We have a think eggplant emojo, a think bread emojo but no think pad emojo??
Good morning 🐙
death, Natalie 
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Who did this??
GNU Natalie Nguyen 
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