Why on earth would you put your ducks in a row?
Moira is sooo god #overwitches
Christmas, time to light some festive jandles (jean candles)
The fact there is not a Pingu-themed Mastodon instance with a NOOT! button is proof we are not living in the Canon Timeline
🎷 soft sax sound
I suddenly remembered that time when we went to the McDonald's drive through on horseback and everyone was really confused.
retoot if you poop on company time 💩
Which cat are you? Tag yourself.
I'm Point Valley’s Bumble Bee!
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2017/nov/27/2017-uk-cat-fanciers-show-in-pictures
Limerick has more sheep than people
:babadook:
janet (jean janet)
Book titles that sound like shitposts #1
The social construction of WHAT?
@oceangrunge you're rapidly becoming my favorite sithposter
Is LA really the car ridden hellscape I imagine it to be 