The next James Bond movie is going to be wild
@colon_three hewoo from the otter side 🎶
@fruchtblase Plot Twist: Trump was russian all along
@fruchtblase
As if there's such a thing as just ~“pretending"~ to be a furry...
("hyu see, Ivan, I em wearink of the tail end of the collar becus to propegendize ze furries... hyu muhst THEENK like ze furries... must BEE ze furries...")
@gaditb true, but why do your Russians talk like Werner Herzog?
@fruchtblase because I'm very bad at impressions...
@fruchtblase alternatively, because the plane flight ended only 90% of the way through Werner Hertzog's documentary on the internet, so since then I've had an open <WernerHertzog> tag surrounding my entire life.
@fruchtblase @gaditb I blame bad fake accents in movies.
@fruchtblase it's also gonna have a soundtrack by Adele again
"HEWWO???"