Falkreon 🏳️‍🌈 @falkreon@witches.town

My solution for this is usually to just start a new workspace, reattach pods and code to it, and sweep the mess under the rug. But uggghhhhh... that's still a mess! Build reproduceability is dead on this platform.

It shouldn't be a rocket science rollercoaster to sign an iOS app built and provisioned for the simulator, to run in the iOS simulator. And yet, here we are again.

Late stage capitalism: Apple pays bounties of hundreds of thousands of dollars just to have key vulnerabilities reported to them first.

Also late stage capitalism: Most vulnerabilities sold to the gray market at 2-3 times the bounty.

ALSO late stage capitalism: You know what, screw ALL these people. I'm just going to tweet it so users can secure their shit.

By the way, the bacteria on the exterior of the space station? I'm calling it now, not of alien origin. We don't need to grasp at straws for a cool story here: 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

Apparently it's been a thing for two years. As usual, I am late to the party.

https://witches.town/media/E8DsjJEMNJ0R5-diAtQ

I FEEL SO VINDICATED because this is a thing now

Updated my graphics card drivers and now I'm getting screen tearing in mastodon. *Only* mastodon. It's very strange.

So, if it was up to the TIME readers this year, as of this moment, it looks like they'd give Person of the Year to Mohammed bin Salman, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia(!) I find this both comforting (because it's less-carpet-bomb-reported world politics) and depressing (because he has a poor human rights record).

Can we just make the Person Queen Elizabeth II, for her *amazing* hat during the Brexit mess? That hat qualifies her more than anyone who's actually on the list.

https://witches.town/media/GkrSC6ZciTZu-nzoGE0 Sorry I'm late to this party. I think my hashtag must have gotten lost in the mail. Behold, I have hands, and those hands can make words without even electricity! I never developed this talent, and spent my time drawing dragons instead.

Theme slaughter update: Slaughtered 2729, kept 561. Please don't do tiny world or one screen again

The best thing you can do to your code is particles. Trust me. Web design? Particles. Database? *particles*.

Here, have a quiz from birbsite: http://amiarealdeveloper.com/
Don't forget to click on the page some extra times at the end, it's very satisfying.

Hello friends, don't forget to slaughter themes today: https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/40/theme
Nearly 3000 themes to show utter disdain for!

@wizardpedia make me a wizard and give me a familiar

Good morning! The future is full of promise. Which ones do you want to keep?