haHA, you have FALLEN into my TRAP, @chr

you are now CURSED for ETERNITY

@unascribed sweet. this is one of those dragon curses right. where you have to be a dragon. because of greed or whatever doesnt matter

@chr it is a nondescript curse, I bought it at the discount curse shop - the label had been burned away

but to lift the curse you must add this emojo!!! https://cybre.space/media/Tqrt2dL2dLjqgXCej6w

@chr so I guess that means you're *not* cursed for eternity

damn it

I wonder if the curse shop will refund expended curses

No, we don't refund curses after they've been opened. Also, it said "caution: contents may be hot", but nooo, you had to let the flame emoji out of the bottle

@falkreon the label!! had been burned!!! off!!! how was I supposed to read that??

honestly the fact the bottle was burning to the touch and the label was singed should have tipped me off, but whatever

I'll never shop here again

@unascribed This reminds me of the time I gave a friend a disk with some music on it, that also had a zip on it named DO_NOT_RUN with an exe inside. Guess who called me later with a hard disk full of zeroes?