river @eribloodlust@witches.town

i have a friend named calum who is a scala engineer. "scalum".

tfw ur the only woman in a technical role at your work, you have a meeting where youre the only female employee out of 12, and you correct your boss for using "he" to refer to anyone in our position. startup lyfe.

i coordinated and troubleshot installation of Linux on 12 different machines, 6 different models... im fucking done for today

dwight k schrute in space! (discovery)

https://greatlanguagegame.com/play/

The Great Language Game, listen to sound bites and identify the language. Just got 1000 points :3 beat that

i actually really dont care if my students smoke weed on lunch break, i just want them to invite me...

i will be like "hey guys, if youre smoking hash on lunch break... can i come?"

i cant believe im making 300€ in a day to do this. i had no training, no onboarding, learning as i go, and the admin staff whos in charge has no idea about tech stuff, so they defer to my judgement basically any time i want. well, i find it a lot better than being a junior dev just working on bullshit i dont care about with now power and unreasonably high expectations

teaching a front end web development course to 12 students, mostly refugees, is my new job! today we spent most of the day learning how to structure folders for web sites, and then learning bash and simple bash commands in order to do it in the terminal :D the students were really in to it. they were quizzing each other on bash commands even on break. it was really cute :3

why the fuck does slack act like i never used slack before, every time that i join a new "workspace"...

fuck slack

diy selforganized subculture is sooooo cool and all in theory but in praxis all i have ever experienced is being fucked over. fuck diy selforganized shit.

startup whos is interested in hiring me on angel list. this is their company description:

"We ask the right questions, evaluate and criticize. Long story short: We think ahead!

We advise and support our clients with making decisions in their interest.

Technologies and requirements change. We counter these challenges with an agile mindset and development process."

tl;dr "we do bullshit as a service and we are going to be closed in two years."

tired: linux boys
wired: linux girls

>>@sillystring @coffeeframe Thanks, SillyString! Honestly this story would have been (nearly) identical if you replaced "Antifa" with, say, "Nazi Party" or something.<< - @BryanLunduke

i cant handle this shit. these motherfuckers literally think antifa and nazi are interchangable. these folx are a danger to society, as they tolerate state repression of anti-fascism on an equal level as the repression of fascism. in effect they stand for nothing but the status quo. watch out.

"get two birds stoned at once" -ricky (the trailer park boys)

first day of school but im the teacher!

finally leaving this flatshare which has "i <3 isreal" plastered everywhere, and living with an antideutsche who is converting to judaism in order to add power to their arguments that the isreal state is necessary and good and to claim oppression from other germans. they have told me that they are converting to move away from their germanness, that once they convert they wont really be german, they can talk about circumcision negatively without it being antisemitism, etc. im so done living with an antideutsche.

is Pavel Datsuyk even human?