river @eribloodlust@witches.town

last night i had a dream that i watched a recreational baseball game in a post apocalyptic wasteland where the air was irradiated and would kill you after 30 minutes, and instead of using a ball, they used cell phones...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%B6lunda_HC

Frölunda Indians, Swedish Ice Hockey Team. Whyyyyyyyyyyy it's so unnecessary.

I just fucking love hockey. Where are the queer femme hockey players/fans :(

TFW u see people wearing NHL hockey hats in Germany so you go up and ask about the hat, hoping that someone will talk NHL with you, but 9 times out of 10 they just wear it because it looks cool...

Poseurs.

Also most popular hockey hat I see in Germany is Blackhawks followed by the LA Kings.

Most popular poseur sports clothing I see here is Chicago Bulls and Washington Redskins.

Also I don't think it's a coincidence that multiple of the most frequently seen sports logos here are caricatures of native Americans...

I did ballet when I was 6 because I am cis

It would be gr8 if Donald Trump would shut the fuck up about the NHS.

@ThisQueerBashesBack 80% crumbled tofu with kala namak salt fried for a while in a bit of oil. and then 20% some of this vegan egg stuff that is very dark yellow, and very smelly. just what we had on hand but it turned out really well

@ajjelly thanks!

@aral i totally agree with u but i just want to point out i think whitewash is when you represent people of colour as white, for example JESUS, or having Scarjo play a Japanese woman. The one with Exxon and greenpeace would be "greenwash", but i don't know the label for when google sponsors this, other than coopting ethical tech spaces.

mastodon memes are even more circle jerky than twitter means

@fabre_gregori and its from 2014. that's the thing abt the internet, i totally believed this, until i actually clicked the link.

@fabre_gregori this is from november! not today. this confused me.

really confused as to why this job seeker website is called "honeypot.io"... my gf speculates that they are just clueless hipsters. i really dont get what's going on with this site... other than its basically headhunters with an app...

Made vegan breakfast burritos, in the style of the gas station/deli in my hometown. Potatoes, eggs, avocado, and sausage :)
https://witches.town/media/gq1Qkjj84uFomEAsFL0 https://witches.town/media/ZRn8Gz9kJVgXaMZPyR4 https://witches.town/media/vTSxDX1QHhn9RzLnR_A

@bouncinglime I don't really, not so close with SF people since I moved, and also I'm just orienting myself to the situation in berlie

Chelsea Manning at a pro trump rally trying to bridge the divide between democrat and republican... Nah colour me skeptical as fuck.

Woah the Calgary Flames (hockey) have a female commentator, never heard that before.

Can't sleep so just tried watching a Harry Potter asmr where an American was doing a British accent and now I can't sleep even more because my ears are bleeding.

I miss kitty (she moved, not dead) https://witches.town/media/3X7Q0LQ5ukE_2R698zg