river @eribloodlust@witches.town

also terry crews explained computers as "the new hamm radio"

terry crews is a guest on a talk show where they eat progressively spicier hot wings and answers talk show questions... wut

@Amburu :)

Oh it was actually 7 apps. Here's the article: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/29/the-seven-apps-every-woman-should-own

Here's seven apps I think women should actually own:
1. Signal Messenger
2. Subway Tooter
3. Maps.me offline maps
4. VLC Media Player
5. Podcast Addict
6. Drastic DS emulator

That's all I could think of.

Just read an article about '6 apps every woman should have'. 1 for taking birth control pills, 1 for period tracking, 1 for finding salon deals, 1 for tracking mood/'pms', 1 for weight loss, and I don't remember the other. Like, this is written by a woman! Wtf.

If Sean Hannity is trolling us all with the 'Form Submission 1694' or however it's called... He's getting me really good.

On my way to the #fuckoffgoogle community meeting, regarding the new Google campus buying built in Kreuzberg, Berlin.

Just deleted WhatsApp and it feels amazing.

Watch "ASMR Entire Bee Movie Script Whispered Ear To Ear 🐝" on YouTube https://youtu.be/o3E3pAPdJ6U

Re: Seinfeld ASMR

Bee movie full script whispered

Its 3 am and I'm searching Youtube for 'Seinfeld ASMR'

@bouncinglime I studied at a bachelor level for 3 years and then dropped out and never got a degree. but I did activism regarding City politics, and also spatial data for anti gentrification. I am working in tech now. Not really an urban planner but I got pretty deep in San Francisco urban planning and the intersection of tech and gentrification.

I'm gonna start saying 'as I live and breath' more.

Me on Google translate. Just making sure.

https://witches.town/media/xaUPTQspGbD576FgjzY

Members of the overseas section of the British Labour Party in Germany are being told they must support the SPD (their sister party) in creating a coalition, or they risk being suspended from the party. Oh hey fuck you Labour. And while I'm here, fuck you for rejecting the customs union and a second referendum.

Oh no I miss 11 so much

@eribloodlust oops, typo. I meant 'well paid vehicle operators'!!!!

No gro ko bro

is it at all surprising that some of the biggest vc investment in recent history has been technology that perpetuates and even spreads car culture, and benefits from liberalization of city planning, traffic/congestion management, and the use of public resources for companies? No, it's not. But this is one way where I think Silicon Valley has it's head up it's collective asshole, when they claim to be "progressive".

I studied urban planning in San Francisco, and I just gotta say, the answer to our urban transportation problems is not self driving cars or 'ridesharing' taxis, all of those things are the way that established tech cos attempts to replace and commodify public services. The real answer is less car traffic, more (and more accessible) busses and trains, and shared public transport priority streets with bike and ped priority streets too. And affordable tickets + paid operators of vehicles.