river @eribloodlust@witches.town

(Cost-free) Services on offer:

I'm offering to help activist groups by proofreading their English statements for spelling, grammar, and clarity. I have proofread anarchist books written in English by German authors, and I'm good at reworking confusing sentences. Message me if that's something your cause might need!

@ulfur http://jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/german-cartoon-jewish-tycoon-octopus-branded-anti-semitic/

I dunno if that's the image you want...

'we need to win this war' - cpt lorca every 30 seconds

Syphilis-ridden 18th century mummy dug up in Swiss church is relative of Boris Johnson

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/01/25/syphilis-ridden-18th-century-mummy-dug-swiss-church-relative/

The media preparing in case Boris is making a bid for Pm.

I want to see a teenage Peppa Pig.

@hypolite that's pretty good

@hypolite its up 2 u

Misadventures of swipe input : 'dredger this' !== 'stranger things'

@phryk makes sense to not want to call a product "vicks" in germany, sounds like vegan lube

@phryk *bboomm*

product placement isnt cool... unless its faux retro product placement in a modern show set in the past

@phryk yuppp

It's funny to me that in Germany, they call it 'Wicks' Vaporub because if they called it 'Vicks' like elsewhere, it would be pronounced the same as 'fick' lol

@eribloodlust also, the people around me who I was coordinating included my mom, who was terrified. I told her not to be afraid, it's just a dream. Wtf.

Once I had a dream that there was a deadly creature in a parallel dimension that only I could see. The creature would become closer to our dimension if it could replicate the patterns of our actions, such as walking, movements, songs, etc. I had to coordinate 8 people to do erratic and unpredictable movements so the creature couldn't match our actions and burst in to our reality to kill us all. So basically it was like ministry of silly walks to save our lives.

In the 80s it was more OK to push ppl in the pool because they didn't carry cell phones. But now we have waterproof phones so we are heading back to a golden age of pool pushing.

ive seen an idiot abroad like 9 times

Ursula LeGuinn died today :(