One day I'll do the right thing and I'll rig my microwave to dial up the fire brigade all by itself whenever the pizza express button is pushed.
For once I'd like to sit back and watch food go up in smoke within 15 seconds without having to run around panicking about my bipolar fire alarm.
#machinesinlove
@eribloodlust @yellowfrog I understand your concern.
I meant it as a an endearing anthropomorphic look at the way machines relate to one another: developing crushes was one element. The ability of machines to suffer from conditions that plague humans is of course as poetic or as ludicrous as the idea that they might fall in love.
If this explanation is unsatisfactory I have no problem with deleting / retracting. The wellbeing of fellow humans is more important than humour or poetry.