Eden @edensaesthetic@witches.town
genderweird data witch in London.
Queer As Foretold.
Mutuals feel free to message me on Wire (eden_aes)
CW: I talk about DV, MH, abuse, and r*pe.
other acc: eden@queer.cloud
Intro: https://witches.town/@edensaesthetic/2988027)
Pronouns: Zie/Zer or They/Them
"The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy" –Pinboard
hey if you see me using ableist language please let me know, its not intentional and im still trying to unlearn it. it's pretty ingrained in my casual vocabulary so external reinforcement is gonna be key to helping me break its habitual use.
Be the cute girl you wanna be
IT'S SNOWING {context london}
Cat now mercifully unstuck. She saw a hole. She jumped through the hole. She could not jump back.
https://witches.town/media/Y_JE6HC9oYCHS7-abHA
My cats are not clever...
Oh man, I love it when EFF gets philosophical: "DRM gets made over the course of years, by skilled engineers, at a cost of millions of dollars. It gets broken in days, by teenagers, with hobbyist equipment. That's not because the DRM-makers are stupid, it's because they're doing something stupid.”
(Also this is a terrifyingly good article: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/10/drms-dead-canary-how-we-just-lost-web-what-we-learned-it-and-what-we-need-do-next)
[patches git to make the default branch name "mistress"]
Ended up rewriting a chunk of window statements with a single lambda expression yesterday. It's way way faster and I really think the base code either has buttloads of error checks or is just slow af
Weird presto sql things
MAX(x) is slower than
REDUCE(0.0, array_agg(x), (x,y) -> if(y > x, y, x), x ->x))
If is just a modified version of CASE WHEN, but with only one clause.
All subquery IN statements (Select *from table where column in (Select column from table)) are just inner joins.
Like I love presto, but wtf guys.
I keep seeing destruction rooms where you can smash things for stress.
Where are the scream rooms.
Rah. There should be a tinder for head pats and scritches.
@edensaesthetic I posted two earlier today, but here's 4 bonus. Mostly I snap them while he's sleepy/sleeping. He loves other dogs. https://witches.town/media/XcNoxPcbgO8zX3E17XM https://witches.town/media/DwsJwUXGB8vL-1C6L4E https://witches.town/media/Jao4Qdyyt-g3akJrY7Y https://witches.town/media/lyfyHsneE2PboRhi-gU
Everything is cold and I'm sleepy. Can I hibernate at work instead? :(
(It's meant to be measuring social media reactions, but I think all the columns are hilarious)
I found a new imported table at work that expresses how I feel