Eden @edensaesthetic@witches.town

Colleagues went out to eat chicken wings yesterday - they worked out it required eight chickens per person for that meal.

I mean yeah, other parts of the chicken were used, but fuck that makes me want to go vegetarian fully..

I wonder how often men think they're right because no one can be bothered to argue with them over trivial issues.

COWORKER: "Can I send you a song to listen to?"

ME: "Yeah, but I've been listening to one song for the past 3 hours, it's not likely to change"

COWORKER: "Oh. So you just listen to music to avoid listening to people"

ME: "No.. I just really like this song"

like that isn't that weird, right? if you need to focus you just pick a song you like and put it on repeat until the day ends.

Clarification: my pronouns aren't she and I don't usually answer to miss outside of power fantasies

Whenever Rust's compiler says

> error: use of unstable library feature

I imagine a small assistant worriedly coming up to me:

"Miss, is that advisable? That's not stable!"

And I throw my head back, and cackle.

"#![feature(slice_get_slice)]"

Also I'm actually taking my Macbook in to be repaired this Friday.

It turns out I cannot 'just live with a massive hole that's slowly increasing in size with horizontal and vertical tendrils eating up my remaining space'.

Also some of the keys are sticking. I'll see if I can nick some compressed air.

For reference, carpark time is currently 8:26

"alright bUT WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

shit the carpark behind my house is getting wild early today.

OKCupid is great because people proffer red flags without you needing to go on a date before you find out

https://witches.town/media/s4yZ-XDd6xSaf2OeOzY https://witches.town/media/mV41cst0Ysd7piZHAWg

You know when you can just _feel_ yourself starting to fail to cope, but you're not sure what to do about it?

just, that.

A few months back a client emailed asking how to do a predictive thing - he was trying to build a model to predict sales so that we could find out how much impact non-modelled factors had on sales, like outside advertising or real-world events.

It was explained. He said it was too simple, and he'd do it himself. We didn't object.

He emailed again a few days ago to explain that he wanted us to look through it.

He'd tried to use revenue as a predictor for sales.

SO. I watched the real Sword Art Online after only ever seeing the Abridged.

I uh, had no idea some of these lines were even close to the actual source material. I thought they were just tasteless jokes.

SOURCE & ABRIDGED
KIRITO: "If I lose, I want you make it so Asuna doesn't kill herself"

SOURCE
ASUNA: "No Kirito that's not fair!"

ABRIDGED
ASUNA: "You think I would kill myself over you? Oh, go suck a dick"

Now I've seen it, Abridged!Asuna fucking rocks.

so since transitioning publicly 2 or so years ago, I made some effort to learn makeup.

My daily process rn is:
* moisturiser (Lush's Enzymion is so perf for oily skin)
* foundation
* eyeliner

bcos my eyelashes are freaking long anyway, I've always ignored mascara, but I think like learning bronzer/blush would be a good step this year?

#adviceWelcome

OTOH this show don't even close to pass a bechedel. :(