Eden @edensaesthetic@witches.town

Sometimes I wonder why I'm paid to use a computer for work, clearly I am not the right person to be trusted

TURNS OUT THAT"S REALLY COMPUTATIONALLY EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU'RE BAD AT HASKELL

It's kinda annoying that I can't talk about my family on Facebook or my publics.

My last name isn't my family's name, and I cut contact for the most part with a lot of them, and I get sad around Christmas.

So it's easier to just me like "I don't talk to them" and everyone gets that.

Harder would be "We have a cursory relationship fostered by a sense of guilt towards each other and occasionally shared interest over maths & statistics."

my dad just text me. We don't really get on much, but when we do it's over maths.

Tonight is "I saw a math question on TV that asked for a 5 digit number whose factors sum to a prime number in the fibonacci sequence. "

So tonight I'm doing haskell. Functional languages keep families together, kids.

JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE AND TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY

also if someone wants to explain why monkeys give me protective-mother feelings, would appreciate :')
https://witches.town/media/xhVraXl-q7ZiVjSAU68

There's something weird about being seen as highly functional - as problematic as that term is - that people assume you must have more capability than what you're running it.

It's like they assume you're running at 40% spoons most of the time, so you can definitely add on an extra 10% today.

nah mate, I maintain 95% consistently because I want to pretend I'm doing okay. If more than one thing goes wrong or I start forgetting one of my meds, I crash like fuck.

I also have completely forgotten what this animal was, but it was fluffy and adorable and taking a jumping picture was bleedin' impossible

https://witches.town/media/skPCc145zhEuUZG98fI

The jaguar also had a cub. They're a cutie, but you can make out the wire frame I'm shooting through :(

https://witches.town/media/SUfOxADzLqzOtFqdN20

ugh I am so depressed and disassociated and anxious, I'm a terrible person and how dare I..

[naps]

okay maybe I was just tired. :')

So I decided on Amsterdam after long hard conside-

look they have a zoo full of otters okay

I REALLY LIKE OTTERS.

https://witches.town/media/MIYR-94oioil8q3N22s https://witches.town/media/nYpcVT0j4P-j2As-B3g https://witches.town/media/29BVyEv_ApGFAvvPiko

I want to edit this shot more because I really like it, but I'm also so hyped that I saw a jaguar and want to share that with as many people as possible immediately. https://witches.town/media/K36h-qZjxCB2ahwP28U

hey eden are you actually going to post literally every animal you saw on witches town?

(spoiler, yes)

I also saw lots of birds. I really like birds. This is a spoiler for new followers - I am going to talk about birds. https://witches.town/media/7X7_h473MW6si7H0cT4

Which includes cats, because you cannot go anywhere without finding cats.

https://witches.town/media/HRNLiqIQi5jGE_RfGEI

hey friends i'm back in the uk and i have lots of photos of cute animals https://witches.town/media/BkJUYcn5GOOXlnbE16Q

Unfortunately it's just over their conduct, not because they're shitty to their employers.