Eden @edensaesthetic@witches.town

"he is the victim of a police vendetta"

->

"He is the victim of the police doing their job on an MP as they would on anyone else"

#RewritingPoliticalNews

"David Davis says he might quit if his colleague is fired for looking at porn at work"

Is anyone else doing #AdventOfCode today? :)

"Is everything an MP sees on his office computer a matter of public interest?"

What a fantastic question, and he's so right. How can we judge someone for what they *happened to see*? /s

BECAUSE HE WENT OUT HIS WAY TO SEARCH FOR PORN AT WORK AND ANY OF US WOULD BE FIRED FOR THAT, YOU PRICKS.

IT'S NOT 'sees' WHEN HE GOOGLED IT, IT'S "SHOULD AN MP BE JUDGED FOR WANKING WHILE WE'RE PAYING HIM?"

@Maenad this is so cute! :)

Oh filling in gaps, we have cats in this house prior to me living here

Ugh I love who I live with, but I want a dog more than anything else :(

But also the preptime for masturbating shoots up (giggle)

Ugh I wanna play with myself. Gonna get the tarp out..

@Laurelai (;

@Eve #ladGoals

Gods, I never realised how hot bad dragon dildos are when they can shoot cum...

It's like four or five loads and seeing it pour out is just unfffffff.

ugh I had a nandos last week and I actually made a joke about it being cheeky.

i'm a national stereotype :(

ohmygods whenever I see drama about it I'm just terrified it's gonna be something bad about Autumn. She's genuinely lovely and some of the shit that gets said online is extra horrific when it's someone you know. =/

@snartha oohh, the little green one in bottom right is adorable

@kara omg I forgot how bad the puns were. the fiasco -cola because he fucked the door is just ... bad. :')

@kara Thank! And your voice acting is nice so far. :)

(Can't work out your accent, guessing somewhere American!)

@kara She does. Really she's just young, and adjusting to that kind of breakdown is really really hard. Like it messes with a lot of your faith in reality.

She had a counsellor who tried their best, but wasn't suited, and she just didn't seek help from her friends. It is ultimately very sad, but her friends are wonderful.

@kara yusssss, can you link me?! :)

I watched JackSepticEye play through it once, really enjoy watching peoples' different experiences.

ALSO BEA IS THE BEST. Calls out Mae so well on her bullshit