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They call it Brain Christina. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a hookah lounge gettin' paid to breakdance with anime body pillows.

INSTRUCTOR: "Focus on a soft unmoving point"

ME, DISSOCIATING: "..."

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I love so many people here.
You are all so amazing.
Take care for yourselves.
It will be fine.
Moo <3

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Bitcoin mining globally uses 30.14TWh a year. Each individual bitcoin transaction uses almost 300KWh of electricity. Thats insane and reason enough to never have anything to do with bitcoin. Your nerd coins are contributing to energy waste and climate change

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using monads, the competent haskell programmer can implement complex functionality such as, in this example, printing the user's name before they have even typed it into the computer

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me: *i wake with a start, dash to the window and throw it open, still in my nightcap and gown* YOU THERE!! BOY!! WHAT DAY IS IT?

random street urchin: "Haven't you HEARD?? it's Cyber Monday, guv'nor!"

me: Oh thank goodness! The visions from the specters who visited in my sleep... there's still time to set things RIGHT! *leans out window and throws down a handful of bitcoins* RUN, BOY! RUN TO THE MARKET AND GET ME THE FATTEST, SICKEST-ASS GRAPHICS CARD MONEY CAN BUY! HAPPY CYBER MONDAY!!!

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Brain: So what are we hunting and/or gathering today, buddy?

Me: I told you, we live in a complex modern society and we don't hunt or gather. Instead we just worry about paying all our bills and also the complex web of ideology and global politics that threatens to destroy us basically always.

Brain: Hmm, I don't think I was built for that.

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so I remembered why I don't wear lipstick ever.

I hate constantly wiping purple off coffee cups :(

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The idea that you’re obliged to offer everyone who’s wronged and harmed you a redemption arc is both pervasive and toxic. If they redeem *themselves*, great. But you’re not obliged to be a part of it, to believe that they’ve completed it, or to extend forgiveness.

@Laurelai calculating prime numbers, even. Something mathematically useful to crypto.

Nope, just something sufficiently difficult to find relative to the amount of people looking. Good to know that the more power we throw at it, it adapts to take the same length of time.

Apparently miners in China would require free electricity to break even at the current rate, so it's theorised that's what they actually have.

@Laurelai you could probably go further even - cryptos current system of value tied to the equivalent of solving crossword puzzles is fucked

Hm. There's an archery club in south, and I've been meaning to actually do sports for a while.

Any archers on Masto that can tell me what I'm looking for in a club/whether it's a good sport to get into as a solo thing?

"How about we give *them* space, first?"

"*They* must be very exhausted."

Frisk is canon enby.

(Also what the actual heck is happening with BTC?

Like it DIDN'T GET THE SPLIT, why is it so dramatically high?)