Even the statistics look bad and those can be manipulated like heck

Damn it, the cough sweets gag was still funny even being obviously choreographed

Fuck me, a tech budget is quite smart. We all know techbros are the most conservative young people anyway, they're bringing up the wage average

What a self-own comparing driverless cars to the country at large

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The Top Gear joke made me cringe so much it makes up for the cough sweets

Ignore me, they're not being smart with tech, they just think it's going to be our main industry post-Brexit

The only thing that encourages tech companies is low tax rates and no working regulations

that north sea tax stuff sounds bad and i hope it helps the nationalists tbh

"we're gonna help the poor"
"universal credit is good actually"

£50 a month?!

if minimum wage weren't so shit, that wouldn't be good

£300 increase in tax band for poor

nearly £2000 increase for rich

here we go, nhs

"co-operation"
"choices"
"private investment"

my guesses

titters at "350 million to the nhs"

it's a one off

the total figure is about 1% of NHS England's yearly budget

They also promised pay rises "from existing budgets" a few months ago so there's that hole to plug

and again, it's one time only, I didn't catch any mention of a yearly raise as they've promised in pay

Tory policy continues to choke and destroy the NHS

omg moving a switch to RPI ahead of Brexit is so transparent