SO. I watched the real Sword Art Online after only ever seeing the Abridged.

I uh, had no idea some of these lines were even close to the actual source material. I thought they were just tasteless jokes.

SOURCE & ABRIDGED
KIRITO: "If I lose, I want you make it so Asuna doesn't kill herself"

SOURCE
ASUNA: "No Kirito that's not fair!"

ABRIDGED
ASUNA: "You think I would kill myself over you? Oh, go suck a dick"

Now I've seen it, Abridged!Asuna fucking rocks.