Something bad: *happens to me*
Me: "My followers are gonna hear about this felony!"
childish behaviour and negativity Afficher plus
yo
Night night all, hope your first dream of 2018 is pleasant.
@feli Yo! thank you for following me!
I forgot how to sleep
[fr] Bonne nuit Mastodon ! N'abimez pas 2018 pendant qu'on dort.
[en] Good night Mastodon! Don't damage 2018 while we are asleep.
double eye contact Afficher plus
Why do I always feel like I'm high
☑️ fêter le nouvel an
Hey guys, I’m currently no work (because of Christmas break) and I need help paying my phone bill ($120) and eating for the next couple of weeks. Everything helps.
Here’s my PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/JourneiG
Bonne année 2018 à toustes ! 💜
Lulu et moi on est cute boost if you agree
[fr] Bonne année Mastodon🍾 !
[en] Happy New Year Mastodon 🍾 !
Mon message de bonne année > votre message de bonne année
HAPPY NEW YEAR! I survived 2107. If you're still in 2017 GOOD LUCK FUTURE IS LOUD BUT PRETTY
Time to Mix Lives and Change Drinks
2018 is the year I admit I'm cute