ebeth @ebeth@witches.town

she just

makes it look so effortless

hello mastodon i'm tipsy and chloe kim is f u c k i n g m e u p

lr...b?

lb?

whatever

lrt tag yourselves

the nbc olympic sports symbols labeled according to how they look, cont:

"DON'T LET THE SHAPES CATCH YOU" "catastrophe" "running away from your problems but on ice"

alt text in followups because i'm pretty sure it's too long anyway:

the nbc olympic sports symbols labeled according to how they look:

"skiing" "skiing but faster" "skiing but with a pan on your back"
"gay abandon" "bloody hell" "skiing in a zorb for some reason"
"putting a hockey stick in your arse" "call an ambulance" "MAYHEM ROUND"
"dancing on the ceiling" "competitive mirrors" "what the fuck is this supposed to be"
"what" "skiing to the shops for milk" "throw an iron at children"
"fuck these mole hills" "this" "you get one ski and a gun, there are no rules"
"BATTLE YOUR CLONE" "fall over, give up, accept failure" "first to the moon wins"

#olympics https://witches.town/media/hWJ0bBCDrjfU9m68kGA

(HOW AMAZING IS CHLOE KIM THO

AND MIRAI'S TRIPLE AXEL I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER)

honestly the reason i haven't been tooting the past couple days is because i would just be screaming names of #olympic athletes and i can do that in my group chats

mastodon, you have been spared. i have beenCHLOEKIMCHLOEKIMCHLOEKIM oh no....it's starting...time for me to go

he did actually give me some solid basketball players after thinking about it for a sec, i think just sheer panic took over his brain for a minute

lmao i'm working on a women in sports booklist to go along with an upcoming program and a male coworker that i know is into sports walked by so i asked who his favorite female athlete was and he stood there sweating for a minute and then said "is this to prove a point or something"

like no dude i'm genuinely looking for some good female athlete bios outside of the williams sisters and my wives, the USWNT

(this job has actually done a lot for my phone anxiety - i still avoid phone calls as often as possible in my personal life but answering the phone is definitely a lot easier now than it was a few years ago)

between tax forms and the snow this phone has been ringing *constantly*

at least i'm too annoyed to be worried about phone conversations