ebeth @ebeth@witches.town

heard my first "pyongyang - i mean, pyeongchang"

take a shot

also mastodon can we please talk about how japan literally skated to yuri on ice during pairs because i personally spontaneously combusted when that happened

i also just learned today that my fav pair skating move is called a "death spiral" please support my bid for commentator 2k22 so i can throw horns every time someone does it 🤘

i'm providing expert commentary like "a surprisingly bad butt for a figure skater"

i'm the literal embodiment of that reductress article about watching figure skating once every four years and thinking you're an expert

i was never a big dragonball z fan but if i had to guess based on dbfz it seems like......a family sitcom?

buying apples was such a good choice, good job past me

mastodon more like fastodon

(i'm hungry, is the origin of this shitpost)

don't let me get on masto when i'm tipsy i don't want to acknowledge that my gender is fake/irrelevant

like in a vacuum i'm not a gender but i'm pretty sure i'm not really nb either and also we don't live in a vacuum and "somewhat gender-nonconforming cis" is close enough for government work

so far in #dbfz i'm really into yamcha (reminds me of rashid from SFV tbh), krillin (tiny people kicking ass is my aesthetic) and weirdly, majin buu as a way to shake things up (not at all my usual type of character/playstyle)

i want to love android 18 because usually with #fightinggames i gravitate towards the Girl Fighters™️ but something isn't quite clicking with her so far

#gameing

i am several drinks in and fairly confident that story mode is way too damn easy because i should not be crushing these fights like this after drinking and forgetting to eat

I'm actually enjoying story mode tho like yeah it's mostly "run around and rescue everyone" but the map/turn order choices are a neat touch